Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, 

what's the thickest beer of all?

Why it is me, of course.

You haven't tried me yet?

You should.

I've been released only twice: 

Once in February of 2006, 

and once in April of 2009.

Drink me while I 'm still around.

I'm the one with the black wax cap.

I have the thickest, fullest taste around.

I bet you can't drink the whole bottle.

You better share me with a friend.

At 11% ABV, I pack a wallop,

but then what do you expect 

for a Barley Wine Ale