Albino Python

Ladies and Gentlemen, beer drinkers of age, come closer and allow me to introduce you to a fine beer from Shmaltz Brewing: Coney Island Albino Python. Brother B and I selected this fine beer on the "what the heck is this going to taste like system?" Yes, curiosity killed the cat, but it makes a fine beer selection from time to time, and when it comes from Shmaltz, how can you go wrong?

It's a "white lager brewed with spices." I have no clue what that means. It's not a lager. It's not spicy. It's not white.

Sister Bunny says, "It looks like pale yellow sludge."

The beer has amazing amount of large particulates. Look at the photos. That's taste you see. Never trust a beer you can see through. This beer is a clear as sludge.

Sister Mars says, "Yummy." And she hates beer.

Brother B says, "The bottle reminds me of Blade Runner and the snake dance."

It's a fruit beer not crushed by fruit. It has hints of banana and clover honey.

Brother B says, "There's a sweetness to the character. It's unique!

Brother B didn't think I'd like it, but on a mild day in the dying days of summer, it was just right.