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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Human Blockhead

Brother B brought this tasty brew around last weekend. I wasn't sure what to expect. In the label, it a lager. In the glass, it's a red. In the mouth, it's malty and not bitter. It's a lighter, more approachable Bittersweet RIPA. I really liked it. In a 22 ounce bottle, it's an all evening beer, leaving the drinker satisfied.

It's seasonal, so find yours today.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

CBS Tasting feat. Zak Davis


From the lecturn of Brother B:

Brother D and I got to meet the Church of Beer's now infamous lurker from Shmaltz brewing, Zak Davis last night at Corvallis Brewing Supply (link: http://www.brewbeer.cc/ ) at a tasting held by CBS owner Joel Rea.

It was a pleasure to meet you in person, Zak, your enthusiasm for the craft is top notch and a credit to your position at Shmaltz. <- meant for a cut and paste into your online CV.

Enough blathering about Zak and onto beer...Zak brought with him the perinneal favorites from Shmaltz including an updated version of Coney Island Albino Python that surpassed the last bottle RD and I tried last year. Seems that they have been doing a little tweaking of the process to refine it. The hint of sour that was present (but not unpleasant) in the last tasting seemed to have been caused by unintended fermination issues. If you like Belgian Wheats, give this a try for some variety. I will not hesitate to pick it up again.

For the new offering of the day, Zak brought Coney Island Human Blockhead. It has all of the malt characters that I have come to expect from a Shmaltz offering with a wonderful rider of hops weaving in and out of the malt flavors underlying it. Red in color with a clean finish that kept me trying to figure out how something so malty and hoppy wouldn't end up building in your mouth.

Brilliant again guys, your ability to use Lager yeasts against heavy beers continues to amaze.

Amen,
Brother B

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

JEWBELATION BAR MITZVAH

From Brother B:


JEWBELATION BAR MITZVAH - Shmaltz Brewing

Carmel and alcohol assault your senses on this fantastic limited time
release from Shmaltz. 13 Grains 13 Hops 13 ABV in Shmaltz' 13th year.

There are so many hop characteristics blending together I really can't
say that there is a predominant one, there is just a thorough hop
flavor across the malts without being over powering. Brother Jim you
need to try this one, Brother Mike needs to try it to an alt of his love
of Heavy Belgians.

At 13% I was sipping after my first pounder and feeling fat and sassy.

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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Messiah Bold


Sister Mars know my fondness for Shmaltz, so she returned from the local grocer with a six pack of Messiah Bold Beers last week. I shared a few with Brother B. After tasting the beer, we both agree it has a full mouth taste with clean finish. All the flavor is on the front. It is not a Belgian Brown or a warmer, instead it has a brown sugar flavor. It's a good beer, but I am not a fan of brown. I probably won't buy another six pack, but if you like Browns, give it a try.

Cheers,
RD

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Thursday, October 01, 2009

Freaktoberfest
















I had already bought the Freaktoberfest before Brudha reviewed it and Zak from Shmaltz Brewing granted an interview, so it seems like we are on Shmaltz kick.

I like this beer. The color itself is unusual. It takes the Octoberfest season and has fun with it. The flavor was smooth and pleasant. I was surprised it didn't taste ciderary, due to the color. It had a great smell and was good drink. The mrs had two taster glasses (which is unusually for stouts/porters).

This beer also cleared the taste of a bad Imperial Stout from Great Divide brewing which was all alcohol and no flavor. I opened it gave it two attempts and then left it to rot.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Shmaltz Brewing: Interview with Zak Davis



Brothers and Sisters, the Church of Beer has a special guest, Zak Davis from Shmaltz Brewing.

Zak, thank you for being with us today, can you tell us what you do for Shmaltz Brewing?

I’m the Western Regional Sales and Marketing Manager. I work on developing our brand between California, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, and Arizona.

Why is Shmaltz beer so great?

The question of the hour. There are a lot of really great things about Shmaltz Brewing Company. We’re a tiny brewery, with seven employees across the country, pushing one brand of beer with a double-fisting Rabbi on the label and another with a tattooed Freak Face. The marketing is fun and exciting and draws people in, and then the beers are well thought out and well executed, and keep people interested. We’re not brewing specifically to any style, so the majority of our beers are unique, and a fun change for the people drinking them. I doubt that we’re ever going to be a huge operation, and I think that that gives us the opportunity to really get out there and connect with our retailers and other customers on a more personal level. We’re all about, one case at a time, one person at a time, and over the past few years, we’ve really seen that pay off.

How long have you worked for Shmaltz?

I was hired in September 2007, so I just passed my two-year mark with the company.

What is your favorite part about working for Shmaltz Brewing?

Honestly, I love every element of my job. Because we’re a small company, all of the employees wear many different hats, and it’s given me the opportunity to experience many sides of the industry. Definitely doesn’t get boring. I have very close contact with the owner/proprietor, Jeremy Cowan, who, over the past two years has become one of my best friends. The other 6 full-time staff members around the country are amazing. I love the feeling of knowing that the work that I am putting into this company is actually making a difference. The beers are delicious and exciting. The branding is incredibly fun. And I really enjoy working with my wholesalers, retailers, customers, and watching the buzz grow.

What is your favorite Shmaltz beer?

That is always a very difficult question because the styles differ so much between our 11 beers. I think that my favorite go-to beer of ours is the Messiah Bold, a really nice, full-flavored, nut brown ale. The Coney Island Albino Python is perfect for a hot day. It’s a white lager (the only one in America) brewed with sweet orange peel, ginger, and crushed fennel seed. And if I’m looking to be a little more adventurous, I generally go to Bittersweet Lenny’s R.I.P.A. A Double IPA that’s brewed with 20% rye malt and has 10% alcohol content. That being said, I really think that the entire line is incredibly solid. A specific beer might not fit someone’s individual taste, and that’s fine, but there’s always something that we can find that someone can get behind.

Shmaltz Brewing has a strong labeling concept. How was the iconic Coney Island face developed?

The Coney Island Craft Lager brand came around as a result of the HE’BREW Bittersweet Lenny’s R.I.P.A. We were approached by Coney Island USA, the non-profit arts organization that runs and supports the Coney Island Circus Sideshow in New York, who asked us if we’d be interested in doing this project with them. The Coney Island Craft Lager™ brand is a partial fundraiser for that organization. The Freak Face logo was inspired by the old steeplechase-era Tilly Face, which was is the most recognized icon of Coney Island. Using the Tilly Face as the foundation, we asked a friend of ours, Dave Wallin, who is a great tattoo artist in Brooklyn to reinterpret the logo; keeping it recognizable and reflecting Coney Island’s history and culture while also moving it forward to reflect Coney Island’s progress and modernity. The tattoo on the Freak Face was inspired by one that is on the face of Insectivora, one of the Coney Island Circus Sideshow performers.

Where do you see Shmaltz going in the future?

Over the last 5 years, Shmaltz Brewing Company has grown over 1000%. We’re still a very small company, but right now, we’re trying to increase our distribution and brand recognition across the country. We’ve been getting some great press and have participated in events with, and our beers have been reviewed next to some of the best and most successful craft breweries in the country. I think that we want to continue that trajectory as we continue to increase our size and production. Eventually, we’re aiming to have physical locations in California and in New York for people to come enjoy our beers and the culture that we’re trying to create.

One last question, how did you hear about the Church of Beer?

Like I said earlier, the way that we see growth is one case at a time, and one person at a time. Because we don’t advertise, and because our beers aren’t on every shelf yet, it’s really important for us to be in touch with the people that are, not only supporting our brand, but are also telling other people about us. The internet and blogs have been crucial in getting the brand out into the universe. I do what I can to keep up with all of the places that we pop up on the internet, and I generally try to leave a comment and a thank you for the people who are taking the time to buy our beers and then write about them. That’s how I came across the Church of Beer. We really do appreciate all of the support that we get from bloggers, and, we’ve found that by putting out just a little effort, we’re able to really connect with the people who are doing the most to help spread the word. So again, thanks so much for picking up our beers, writing about them, and especially for supporting them and telling the world.

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Freaktoberfest

Sister Mars surprised the Church with a gift. Fresh from the local grocer, she bestowed a bottle of Freaktoberfest to me. It's a drink for "beer creeps and lager freaks" with six malts, six hops, and 6.66 ABV. Freaktoberfest is a blood red lager. I like Shmaltz. I like the packaging, I like the chutzpah, and I like this beer. It pours our red: red beer, red head. Freaktoberfest has a sublime citrus aroma. It's sweet on the front and bit bitter on the back, not unlike the flavor of a blood orange. It's a fun beer with a fine. Get yours before it's too late. Get your freak on!

Cheers,
RD



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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Coney Island

Shmaltz has been to the fore of my feverish beer brain.

Heading down to the haven of Bunny and Brother B, I picked up a pair of offerings at the Market of Choice. We opened the Coney Island Lager first. I expected a light colored, craft lager. What we discovered was a dark hued brew, an amber hinting at a red, or as Brother B said, "between an IPA and a red." The lager is well carbonated. The eight malts and six hops create a light crisp taste that is the true, yet complex.

It's on my list of favorite summer beers.

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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Albino Python




Ladies and Gentlemen, beer drinkers of age, come closer and allow me to introduce you to a fine beer from Shmaltz Brewing: Coney Island Albino Python. Brother B and I selected this fine beer on the "what the heck is this going to taste like system?" Yes, curiosity killed the cat, but it makes a fine beer selection from time to time, and when it comes from Shmaltz, how can you go wrong?

It's a "white lager brewed with spices." I have no clue what that means. It's not a lager. It's not spicy. It's not white.

Sister Bunny says, "It looks like pale yellow sludge."

The beer has amazing amount of large particulates. Look at the photos. That's taste you see. Never trust a beer you can see through. This beer is a clear as sludge.

Sister Mars says, "Yummy." And she hates beer.

Brother B says, "The bottle reminds me of Blade Runner and the snake dance."

It's a fruit beer not crushed by fruit. It has hints of banana and clover honey.

Brother B says, "There's a sweetness to the character. It's unique!

Brother B didn't think I'd like it, but on a mild day in the dying days of summer, it was just right.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Peppercorn and Pomegranate

Just had time to try the Pomegranate Ale (from Hebrew) and LipSmacker (for Mactarnahans).

The Pomegranate was picked up from the beerstein. It was a good fruit beer. I didn't think the pomegranate would work with the ale. It was great, my only complaint was the pomegranate was a little weak. The flavor was good and masked the high alcohol. I would recommend and buy on occasion.

The LipSmacker was an ale aged with peppercorn, supposedly to burn your lips. It doesn't live up to it's name and the ale is disappointing. Mactarnahan's ales are usually pretty good, this was not. The flavor was off and weak. There was no trace of hops and was a bit sour. Now i am trying to figure out what to do with the other bottle a bought.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Bittersweet Lenny R.I.P.A


Sweet Bunny selected Bittersweet Lenny R.I.P.A on her last visit for Brother B and I to imbibe.

It's hard not to like a "Chosen Beer" so cleverly labelled, "Warning: Contains Explicit Adult Material * 21+ Only" in homage to Lenny Bruce. This beer is "brewed with an obscene amount of malts and hops." This is no mere beer. This is no mild IPA. Its a double IPA with rye malts. Shmaltz Brewing boldy gives you a big beer with a big taste using the following malts and hops:



Malts: 2-row, Rye Ale Malt, Torrified Rye, Crystal Rye 75, Crystal Malt 65, Wheat, Kiln Amber, Caramel 70

Hops: Warrior, Cascade, Simcoe, Crystal, Chinook, Amarillo, Centennial. Dry Hopped with Amarillo and Crystal


The rye IPA is like a barley wine. It has a distinct carmel flavor with a slightly bitter after taste. I agree with the packaging, "Chutzpah never tasted so good." Go try one today.



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